*raises hand to answer a question in class but teacher calls on someone else*
[cr1tikal voice] alright i guess ill just sit here and fist myself
so this housewife decided to rewrite the harry potter series into christian books so that her kids wont be reading about witchcraft and i just cant eveN BREATHE BC THIS IS SO HYSTERICAL
read it here:
Will Graham, FBI.
I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.
Accidental performance art: priceless
i love this
"when im 20 he’ll be 25" but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds
…but not being sure if you’re ready to start:
NOT HAVING ANYTHING PLANNED
I read the tweet, and then I read the username.
Me: I’m gonna do all of my homework before its due, participate in tons of extracurriculars, and get straight A’s!
*two weeks later*
Never gets old
thats it shows over